WOW! Ten years makes a difference…
I’m almost impressed by George Bush in this video. Ten years ago, he was a right wing spitfire talking about killing 14 year olds via the death penalty. Now, he can’t form sentances…
October 29, 2004
Explosives WERE in Al-Qaqaa
As usual, the truth is hidden somewhere if you look hard enough. I have realized that it’s not so much that i’m for EITHER side. I’m just for the truth…
October 22, 2004
Bush Relatives For Kerry
This is too much. When your own FAMILY won’t support you… Is there any reason that I should vote for you?
October 20, 2004
Jon Stewart Kicks Crossfire in the Teeth
Jon Stewart goes onto Crossfire and tells them to actually do real news…
Today’s Humor - Politician’s After They Die
A powerful politician dies after a prolonged illness. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
“Welcome to Heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there
is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”
“No problem, just let me in,” says the guy.
“Well, I’d like to but I have orders from higher up. What we’ll do is have
you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to
spend eternity.”
“Really, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven,”says the politician.
“I’m sorry but we have our rules.” And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a club and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him, everyone is very happy and in evening attire.
They run to greet him, hug him, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar.
Also present is the Devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good
time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that
before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a big hug and waves while the elevator rises.
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on Heaven where St.
Peter is waiting for him. “Now it’s time to visit Heaven.”
So 24 hours pass with the head of state joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
“Well then, you’ve spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now choose your eternity.”
He reflects for a minute, then the senator answers, “Well, I would never
have said it, I mean Heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be
better off in Hell.”
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Hell.
Now the doors of the elevator open and he is in the middle of a barren
land covered with waste and garbage.
He sees all his friends, dressed in rags,picking up the trash and putting it in black bags. The Devil comes over to him and lays his arm on his neck.
“I don’t understand,”stammers the politician. “Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and club and we ate lobster and caviar and danced and had a great time. Now all there is, is a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.
The Devil looks at him, smiles and says, “Yesterday we were campaigning… Today you voted for us!”
VOTE WISELY THIS COMING ELECTION…
October 15, 2004
Sinclair Advertisers
Sinclair is airing a documentary slandering Kerry’s name without airing Going Upriver as well. There is no balance to this forum. If you want to tell both sides of the story then that’s fine, otherwise it’s an attempt to destory the character of one side. Let’s show both back to back… Otherwise…